My Life on a Dating Site

I am entirely too damn busy to meet men in the real world. This is what happens when I try to date via the magical unicorn that is the internet.
My reaction when I open up a message from a cute guy and get the following:
“How’s it going …. I agree that’s how it should be .. But it diff not .. Got to wait it out can’t tex right Alway and be a creeper … Lol well just seeing if you like to chat ..”

My reaction when I open up a message from a cute guy and get the following:

How’s it going …. I agree that’s how it should be .. But it diff not .. Got to wait it out can’t tex right Alway and be a creeper … Lol well just seeing if you like to chat ..”

Sometimes when I don’t reply to someone they like to flood my inbox with the following:
"Hello?"
"Why aren’t you messaging me back?"
"Well I guess you just don’t like nice guys."
"It’s your loss you know."
"Do you still want to chat?"

Sometimes when I don’t reply to someone they like to flood my inbox with the following:

"Hello?"

"Why aren’t you messaging me back?"

"Well I guess you just don’t like nice guys."

"It’s your loss you know."

"Do you still want to chat?"

When I have a successful first date with a seemingly normal guy.

When I have a successful first date with a seemingly normal guy.

When I realize that 75% of my inbox messages are from men who use one letter abbreviations for three letter words.

When I realize that 75% of my inbox messages are from men who use one letter abbreviations for three letter words.

When I start my dating account profile and within 5 minutes get a full inbox. 

When I start my dating account profile and within 5 minutes get a full inbox.